Hawk, remember - you have the right to remain silent!
Ruff Ruff highly recommends his lawyer--Kathy :) She's gotten him out of many a bind, the plus is that it's his owner too.Good luck Hawk, it's only going to get worse when da'babies arrive.
So sorry Hawk, but behind bars it's hard to tell the difference between the two of ya! You'll have to forgive me, I get my own dogs mixed up--just ask Marg and Sweet Pea.
Oops - That"s Darby - Not Hawk! now you can claim "mistaken identity" as a defense!
Hmm, I'm not sure, Cindy. Darby "sez dat Ruff Ruff pwobably duzn't hafta pay his loy-err any retrainer fee." She probably is already retrained by Ruff Ruff. See, Darby doesnt' get much allowance, and what she does get, she spends on biscuits and bones. Nothing left to pay a retrainer fee.Oh, but wait. She now "sez dat mebbe she cood talk wif her fwend Chase." See, Darby knows how Chase loves the ladies, so maybe Darby could smile and bat her eyelashes at Chase, and "he cood get his momma loy-err to waive dat retraining fee, and take her case pro-bone-oh."
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